May 23, 2006

FUNNY JOKE

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:

   A half-gallon of 2% milk,
   A carton of eggs,
   A quart of orange juice,
   A head of romaine lettuce,
   A 2 lb. can of coffee,
   And a 1 lb. package of bacon.

 As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a
 drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of
 the cashier.

 While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly
 stated, "You must be single."
 The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was
 Intrigued by the
 derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.

 She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly
 unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to
 her marital status.

 Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what,
 you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"

 The drunk replied,


 "Cause you're ugly."


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